Need Change My Driver's License

My Wu-Name: Tough Professional

Fo' shizzle, bi-yotch.

My wife: Erratic Artist (no fair, I wanted that one)
Our older, distinguished cat: Mad Enchanter (yep, makes sense)
Our younger, insane hell-beast of a cat: Pesty Conqueror

Dang that's eerie.

P.S. Blogger needs some fiber in its diet. Very slow processing as of late.