Words I wish I'd invented

Part of an ongoing series.

Militainment: noun. 1) The practice of covering military actions in a way that are more like entertainment than news. 2) The blending of the entertainment industry with the military to create a genre of television shows with a heavy accent (including 'reality' programming, as well) on soldiers, the world of the soldier and/or combat activities.

Weaksauce: adjective. A generally unflattering term, mostly casting a negative light on a person's skills or an activity. Example: "You better not bring your weaksauce moves against me in deathmatch because I'll end up owning your ass with my plasma rifle."