Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Dude...I mean, dude

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years.


Mental problems? Well, yeah, obviously.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh wow, what a fool!!!

that would have made a perfect excuse for him to just eat his words. well, his balls probably went up to there when wales actually won so that is why he had to cut...

poppycock said...

oh wow, what a fool!!!

that would have made a perfect excuse for him to just eat his words. well, his balls probably went up to there when wales actually won so that is why he had to cut...

John said...

There's nothing, sportswise, I'd cut off my testicles for. Nothing. I can't even fathom it, but that's because I'm sober and Welshy McNoBalls prolly wasn't.